Tommy's Hot Tub Time Machine

after a wonderous night of sledding into trees and stomach aches from overdosing hot chocolate, Thomas O'brian, the Two PHD doctors and i decided to climax the night with Hot tubbing and stoagis. which seemed like an amazing idea. the first rut in our master plan was attempting to unock 4 frozen straps in our mear undergarments in the freezing snow. after 3 straps and breaking the fourth we can see the fruits of our labor coming into motion. but then tommy yells that the hot tub is only 83 degrees cold with 20 degree weather outside. with our minds clouded by the cold we all jump in without considering the consequences. now we are in the tub ready to stoag it up until we drop the matches into the tub.... Tommy then pulled a hercuelean effect jumping out and getting a new source of fire. the chattering of our teeth filled the night as we attempted to puff out our stoags as fast as possibly mumbling how much we are enjoying the warmth of the smoke. after syncrosizing how to put the cover the tub and jump into an amazing team shower it was a truly amazing night. even though i slipped and fell on his 3 stair :)